I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I don't deserve a penis
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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