i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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