Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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