Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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