I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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