it was like his penis was on wheels.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Drunk is a universal language darling
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