ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
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She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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