how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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