Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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