I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
