i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
