dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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