is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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