I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
