Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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