she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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