he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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