that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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