I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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