you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
babies were throwing up all over the place
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
