i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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