I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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