you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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