Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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