I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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