i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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