i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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