I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
