I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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