have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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