So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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