This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
i've created a new STD.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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