We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
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I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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