Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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