Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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