Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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