summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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