Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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