think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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