STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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