I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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