Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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