You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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