your thong is hanging out like whoa
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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