What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level