just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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