i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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