Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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