I can tuck mytits in my pants
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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