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just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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