Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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